My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George,” said Ginny thoughtfully, “is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve."
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (via kushandwizdom
"I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh.
“I wish I were there to be doing it, too."
"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart